1 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:06,440 Hey, I was thinking tonight, we should um... 2 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:08,920 We should go see that new Sandra Bullock movie. 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,120 Have you seen my cell phone? 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,560 Sandra Bullock's new movie is called, "Have You Seen My Cell Phone?" 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,560 [CHUCKLES] 6 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,800 -Mmm... Minty. -[CHUCKLES] 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,920 And no, I'm actually asking you. Have you seen it? 8 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:22,280 Mmm... Oh. 9 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,640 -Ah-ha-ha. Good morning, Erica. -[CHUCKLES] 10 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,880 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 11 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,480 Hey, can I say a "maybe" to the movie? 12 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,240 -Sure, yeah. -Okay. 13 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,960 -Have a great day. -You, too. 14 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:33,400 -Bye. -Bye. 15 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:36,080 [HUMMING] 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,280 [SIGHS] 17 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,320 [ERICA GROANING] Oh... 18 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,680 Key card! I forgot that, too. 19 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,320 Oh, hey, you know, I don't think it's there. 20 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,440 Um, I think... 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,080 -It's right here. -Oh! 22 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,280 Thank you. I will let you get back to... 23 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,040 Summer school homework? 24 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,120 Yep, just me and Jane Eyrerocking it Victorian-lit style. 25 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,960 ERICA: Ever get that feeling that you've stumbled upon a secret? 26 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:14,760 You know, Jane Eyre,it's one of my favourite novels, 27 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,560 -if you need help with a lesson plan. -Oh, no, really, I'm fine. 28 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:19,200 But Julianne's gonna be foaming at the mouth if you're late, so... 29 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,760 Right. 30 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,000 ERICA: They say that what you don't know can't hurt you. 31 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,840 But is that really true? 32 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,280 Okay. 33 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,560 -Julianne? -Erica? 34 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,840 Hi! Good morning. I was just hoping to set up a meeting with you 35 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,240 because I think that I have found us the perfect author for the sex scoop. 36 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,080 Ooh! Fabu. We'll have Meeri set up a lunch. 37 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:44,760 Uh, she's... She's just not at her desk. 38 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,160 Wow, those are... Those are beautiful. 39 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,560 Well, Friedy says in The Secret of Now, 40 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:54,120 "Always have your exterior match your interior." 41 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,040 -[CHUCKLES] -Um... [CLEARS THROAT] 42 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:57,320 Can you keep a secret? 43 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,440 Um... 44 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,720 I... I mean, I like to think that I can. 45 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,560 -So, today is Friedy's birthday. -Oh. 46 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,600 And... And I'm giving him... 47 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,680 The key to my place. 48 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,960 Oh. 49 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,840 What? What? It's too much, too soon? 50 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,360 No. No, no, no, it's great. 51 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,240 So... [CLEARS THROAT] 52 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,520 This, this writer, does she have a name? Does she have a CV? 53 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,440 -Can I read it? -Her name's Elexus Earner. And since Meeri's not here, 54 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,040 I'm gonna go photocopy her CV for you myself. 55 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,800 And, um, Julianne, I'm just... 56 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,200 I'm really happy for you. 57 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,640 Thanks. 58 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,360 ERICA: Secrets. They keep things interesting. 59 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,640 Some are the kind we're dying to find out. 60 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,120 Others are secrets we're straining to keep. 61 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,200 And still others... 62 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,760 -Oh! -Whoa! 63 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:56,640 -Oh, my God! -I, I was just gonna, um... 64 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,280 The photocopy and... Excuse me, I... 65 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,160 -Excuse me. Sorry. -Yeah. 66 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,640 ...are secrets we wish we didn't know. 67 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,560 [THEME SONG PLAYING] 68 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,320 69 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,640 70 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,800 71 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,360 I'm singing in the dark 72 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,680 73 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,240 74 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,360 75 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,960 76 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,800 77 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,800 I ever wanted to be 78 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:48,680 JULIANNE: Never judge a book by its cover. 79 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,000 Judge it by its back cover. 80 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,840 We've got lots of great options. 81 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,560 See, the author photo is key. 82 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,560 It lets the audience connect with the voice of the book. 83 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:00,920 -Oh, sorry. -No, it's all yours. 84 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,960 -No, it's fine. -Meeri, have the muffin already. God. 85 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,520 But, Julianne, you went for that muffin first. 86 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,080 Okay, chicken, I don't care. 87 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,080 Now, we've got a bunch of photos to choose from. 88 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,680 I just think that you had your hand on it. 89 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,680 We all know that you had your hand on it. It's yours. 90 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,840 Okay, Erica, there's no need to be so dramatic. It's just a muffin. 91 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,440 Erica, it's not the first or the last blueberry muffin... 92 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:20,800 -In the world. -Okay, easy-peasy solution. 93 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,760 Let's share, okay? 94 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,520 JULIANNE: Okay. Now, as I was saying, 95 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,880 when people buy a book, they're also... 96 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,240 Buying into the author. 97 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,360 That is where trust comes in. 98 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,680 I really don't think they should share the muffin. 99 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,040 Great! Because, you know, I'm not interested in 100 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,520 the muffin any more, anyway. 101 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:42,200 No? Why not? Why deny yourself the muffin, Meeri? 102 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:45,600 -THOMAS: Live in the now. -ERICA: Or, Meeri, 103 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,840 unlock the mystery of tomorrow. 104 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,360 Will that muffin really make you happy? 105 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,480 Wouldn't you be happier with your own muffin? 106 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,040 Hell, I've been known to enjoy multiple muffins. 107 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,280 Two or three times a day. Four on the weekend. 108 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,760 Okay, I'm stoked that the muffins are such a hot topic, 109 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,560 but can we try to focus, people, please. 110 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,160 Now... 111 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,040 Oh... My... God. 112 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,520 This is juicier than the time Dory accidentally forwarded 113 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:10,640 monkey porn to everyone in fiction. 114 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,240 Okay, just to be clear. 115 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:17,760 Meeri is eating Friedken's muffin, right? 116 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,320 -Brent! -Did you see it? 117 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,160 Yes! And I really wish I hadn't. 118 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,360 Oh. 119 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,000 Erica, please. 120 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:29,000 Um... Brent, could I talk to Erica? 121 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,400 Sure. 122 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,560 [SIGHS] Oh... 123 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,840 Meeri, he knows. 124 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,760 Please, promise me that you won't tell Julianne. 125 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,160 It was a one-time thing, a huge lapse in judgment. 126 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:43,720 -[SCOFFS] -That's putting it mildly. 127 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,360 Look, I've just... 128 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,920 I've wanted to work in publishing forever, and he... 129 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:52,600 Listens to me, to what I have to say, to my ideas. 130 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,600 With Julianne, it's just... 131 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:56,080 It's all just making lattes 132 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,400 or laminating personal photos, 133 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,160 which I have to go and do on my lunch break on my own time. 134 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,200 Another worthy business expense. 135 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:06,520 You guys remember what it was like being Julianne's assistant. 136 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,600 Uh, yes, I remember perfectly well. 137 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,640 ERICA: Julianne, she promotes people based on merit. 138 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,440 So, if you expect me to feel sorry for you, Meeri, 139 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,760 I don't. 140 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,080 Hello? That latte isn't gonna make itself. 141 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,800 Erica, please, I'm begging you. 142 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,680 I cannot lose this job. 143 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,040 [PHONE RINGING] 144 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,280 [BEEPING] 145 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,720 -[SIGHS] -[MOBILE BEEPS] 146 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,440 I read your concept outline, 147 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,080 and I got to say, I'm impressed. 148 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,880 Good. Just making origami fresh. 149 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,520 Which is exactly why I assigned it to you. 150 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:59,040 Takes skill to make an ancient Japanese art form sexy. 151 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,200 -I'm trying. -And you're succeeding. 152 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,920 You're doing great work, truly. 153 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,800 Don't think it's going unnoticed. 154 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,280 Thank you, Julianne. 155 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,160 I appreciate it. 156 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,520 FRANK: Brent. 157 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,320 -Mr Galvin. -I'm glad I ran into you. 158 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,760 How are things in the nonfiction department? 159 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:19,960 Any more concerns? 160 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,320 No, sir. 161 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:24,480 No, nothing at all. 162 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,240 Kai! 163 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,720 -Hey. -Hey. 164 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,920 Um, it's good... It's good to see you. 165 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,520 I mean, on the street, just away from Goblins and... 166 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:48,440 -Yeah, well, they occasionally let me out. -[CHUCKLES] 167 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,440 -I'll see you later. -Look, hey, Kai, wait. 168 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,080 What? 169 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,000 -I just... -You can't be friends with me any more. 170 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,960 I know, you told me. We can only talk about coffee or therapy, 171 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:58,440 -and that's fine. -No, it's not fine. It's just... 172 00:07:58,560 --> 00:07:59,720 I mean... 173 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:01,560 -Look, it's so complicated. -Complicated... 174 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,040 Like how you know the name of my therapist even though I didn't tell you? 175 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,520 All right, listen, well, you know where to find me 176 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:08,760 if you ever wanna stop with the bullshit. 177 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,280 JULIANNE: Attention! 178 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,560 Attention, River Rockians! 179 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,600 So, you're probably all wondering 180 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:24,280 why I have summoned you all here today. 181 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,320 -Right in the middle of the day like this... -What's going on? 182 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,200 Julianne called an all-staff. 183 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,960 JULIANNE: ...when it's incredibly busy. I have a very special announcement. 184 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:35,440 Today, one of River Rock's most accomplished authors 185 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:39,640 is celebrating the big four-five. 186 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,600 JULIANNE: Whoo-hoo! Lookie, lookie. 187 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,360 Every now and then, if you're lucky, 188 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,960 you have the privilege of finding a writer 189 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:52,160 who really speaks to you. 190 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:56,400 Friedy, with you, I have found not only a great associate 191 00:08:56,520 --> 00:08:59,160 but also... [SIGHS] A great friend. 192 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:02,280 JULIANNE: I'm not gonna lie. Your work sells, 193 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,520 and, well, we love that here at River Rock, 194 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:08,160 but your wisdom has also opened my eyes 195 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,840 to a whole new way of thinking... 196 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,040 Brent, you didn't tell anyone else, did you? 197 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,880 JULIANNE: Changed my perspective in so many ways... 198 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,680 -Brent! -Ah, look at me getting emotional. [CHUCKLES] 199 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,560 All of you, it is time to sing for your dessert. 200 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:21,800 Ready, chickens? 201 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,200 On the count of three. One, two, three. 202 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:28,360 JULIANNE: good fellow 203 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,800 good fellow 204 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,320 I can't. 205 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,920 Easy there, tigress. 206 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:38,080 207 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,080 -Cheers, darling. -Brent, let go of me. 208 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,600 Trust me, you'll thank me in the morning. 209 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,440 [SIGHS] What are you doing? 210 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,040 Saving you from yourself. Take it from me. 211 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,200 Do your job and mind your own business. 212 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,080 And just stand by and let this happen? I can't just not say anything. 213 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,080 Look, she is your boss, not your friend. 214 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:55,600 I learned that the hard way, 215 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,560 and she will shoot the messenger. 216 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,480 Your brutal honesty will just hurt Julianne, 217 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,280 ruin Meeri, and make Friedken your enemy. 218 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,480 What's the point? Does it affect the sex book? 219 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,920 -No, but... -So, put it out of your mind. 220 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,240 This is what Julianne gets for mixing business with pleasure. 221 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,640 [SIGHS] 222 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,480 Maybe you're right. 223 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,080 And maybe you're welcome. 224 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,160 TOM: Oh, my God, poor Angie. 225 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,480 Apparently, Brad is reconnecting with Jen. 226 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,840 Okay, I know what you're gonna say... 227 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,520 That honesty is the best policy. 228 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,280 It's not the best way for her to find out the truth. 229 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:40,080 You know, publicly, embarrassingly. 230 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:43,960 I know, but there really is... There's no best way to find out, and... 231 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,040 You know what? Brent is right. It is none of my business. 232 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,840 [SIGHS] 233 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,280 Tell me about the fashion show. 234 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,800 Okay, you know what? I know where you're going with that. 235 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:56,280 And what's happening with Julianne out there, totally different. 236 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:00,760 Yeah... Okay. 237 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,360 It was my final year. 238 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:05,560 And there was this girl in my class. 239 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,920 Fiona. Classic overachiever. 240 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:10,440 ERICA: I mean, annoying but totally harmless. 241 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,680 And we'd known her for years but barely noticed her. 242 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,360 But that year, for some reason, 243 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,920 Jenny decided to make her life a living hell. 244 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,960 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 245 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,200 And I still don't quite know to this day 246 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,240 why she hated her so much, but every chance she got, 247 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,640 she went after her like a serial killer. 248 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,640 -Sounds ruthless. -It was. 249 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,400 And it all came to a head at the fashion show. 250 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,080 ERICA: See, Jenny, she had this agenda which she told us about. 251 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,200 She was organising the event 252 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:46,120 so she had access to everything, including... 253 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,720 Fiona's can of hair mousse. 254 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,800 It was awful. 255 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,200 I mean, the hair removal, it took a while 256 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:57,920 for it to work itself in, but once it finally did, 257 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,400 it was so unbelievably humiliating. 258 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,200 Fiona never came back to school, and... 259 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,560 She had a nervous breakdown. 260 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,640 And I didn't do anything to stop it. 261 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,520 And you think you could've prevented it? 262 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,320 Of course I could've. I could've said something. 263 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,560 But I just... You know, I just chose not to because... 264 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:23,040 I felt at the time that it wasn't any of my business. 265 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,440 Well. 266 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,120 -What're you doing? -Just following your lead. 267 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,400 You know, it wasn't you in the copy room with Friedken. 268 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,640 It wasn't you bullying Fiona, so... 269 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,000 -Let's just move on. -No, wait, wait. 270 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,480 It's totally different. 271 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,280 I happened to find out about Julianne's situation, 272 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:46,160 but with Jenny, I was... I mean, I was in on the secret. 273 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,840 I was a part of it. Just... 274 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,520 Please, what happened to Fiona, 275 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,320 it is still very much a regret. 276 00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:59,800 [GASPING] Ah! 277 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,560 [PANTING] 278 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,960 -Whoops! -JUDE: Oh. Impressive. 279 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,800 Thanks, Jude. 280 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,240 If you can't walk down a hallway, Erica, 281 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,800 how're you supposed to walk down the catwalk? 282 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,560 Hey, Fiona. Hey. 283 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,920 Hey, you ready for tonight? Ready to, like, strike a pose? 284 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,160 Uh, sure. 285 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,080 JENNY: Fiona's our very own Linda Evangelista. 286 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,680 If Linda Evangelista looked like Carrot Top and was fat. 287 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,600 -Jenny! -[SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 288 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,280 There's still time to quit, Fiona. Really, I won't be upset. 289 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,680 ERICA: Jenny? Jenny! Was that really necessary? 290 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,520 Letting Fiona take part in the fashion show? 291 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,320 No, but our stupid principal thinks it is. 292 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:43,240 No, I mean being so awful to her. 293 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,600 Oh, I wanna sex you up. 294 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,280 Zach? 295 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,440 How you doing? 296 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:54,960 You know, tight. 297 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,040 Tight? Well, you're still young. 298 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,440 Trust me, that won't last. 299 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,600 Good morning, class. 300 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,600 Zach... 301 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,960 How about you and your backbone 302 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,480 slide back on over to your seat? 303 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,520 All right. Word, Mr C. 304 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,880 All right, guys. Pop quiz! 305 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,400 -[ALL GROANING] -Oh, man! 306 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,280 All right, quit your whining. I'll start with a gift. 307 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,760 The chemical symbol for silver. 308 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,720 Survey says? 309 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,040 Erica? 310 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,560 -Uh, what? Me? -Yes, you, really. 311 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,160 Silver. 312 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,600 And I'm not talking David Silver from Beverly Hills 90210. 313 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,880 [ALL CHUCKLING] 314 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,600 [CHUCKLES] That's... 315 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,760 Really? Erica, I'm surprised. 316 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,080 Anyone else? 317 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,880 -Ag. -Ag, correct. 318 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,440 Thank you, Fiona. All right, question number two, 319 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,000 a more difficult one. What is a flame test? 320 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,840 Jenny? Why don't you give it a whirl? 321 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,640 Um... 322 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,080 Okay, um, the... 323 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,800 The test that makes the smoke change colours? 324 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,080 Almost. Care to expand? 325 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,920 Technically, Jenny's answer isn't wrong, it's just insufficient. 326 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,400 A flame test is actually a procedure 327 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,360 used to detect the presence of certain metal ions, 328 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,800 based on each element's characteristic emission spectrum. 329 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,680 Very impressive, Fiona. 330 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,640 Maybe you should quit chemistry. 331 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,680 CALLAGHAN: Now, who remembers what metal results 332 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,360 in a bluish-green coloured flame? 333 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,520 I hate Fiona Watt. 334 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,240 I don't see why. So, she's better than you in chemistry. Who cares? 335 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,680 Why are you defending Fiona? She's a loser. 336 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,040 -Yes, Erica, why are you? -Look, I'm not. 337 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,240 I just think that you should ignore her. 338 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,760 I mean, she's totally harmless. 339 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,840 -[CHUCKLES] Hey, hey! -Hey, you got it? 340 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,920 Yeah. 341 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,200 Awesome! Awesome! 342 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:43,080 This is gonna be epic. 343 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,440 Erica, what... 344 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,240 What... Erica, what the hell are you doing? 345 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,400 I am stopping this now. 346 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,000 JENNY: What? 347 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,440 No. There will be no hair removal. 348 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,360 There will be no third-degree scalp burns. 349 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,600 There will be no Fiona having a nervous breakdown 350 00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,800 and switching schools just because she bugs you. 351 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,720 Girlfriend needs to chill out. 352 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:03,840 No, you do. 353 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,000 I mean, all of you guys do. 354 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,600 Yes, Fiona is socially awkward and weird, 355 00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,480 and yes, she likes her fantasy books, but... 356 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,680 You guys, whatever. She's still a human being. 357 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,760 No, Erica. She's a stuck-up, prissy little bitch, 358 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,640 who thinks she's the smartest thing in the world. 359 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,080 Hey, Jenny... 360 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,960 If she has done or said anything to hurt you... 361 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,360 Hurt me? Like she could. 362 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:32,760 Okay, well... I mean, let me go talk to her. 363 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,160 I mean, there's got to be a better way to solve this, right? 364 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,840 Let's go. 365 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,960 Hey, Fiona. 366 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,120 That's a... That's a great book you're reading. 367 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,360 -You've read it? -Yeah, all three, 368 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,200 and I've seen the movies, too. 369 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:54,480 You mean, the 1978 animated film directed by Ralph Bakshi? 370 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,200 Yes. 371 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,520 Um... 372 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,040 Listen. 373 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,720 Fiona, I, um... 374 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,640 I need you to do something for me, okay? 375 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,640 Can... Can you back off Jenny? 376 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,880 Or maybe Jenny could back off of me. 377 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,880 Yeah, she could, but I'm just... 378 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,200 I'm just talking about in class, you know? If you could lay off her and... 379 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,360 Just, you know, stop making her feel stupid. 380 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,200 Did you ever think that maybe she just is stupid? 381 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,840 No, actually, she's not. 382 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,000 And... I mean I know that she's hard on you, and I'm not making any excuses, 383 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,960 but I think that you could really help yourself 384 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,760 if you stop pushing her buttons. 385 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,000 Because, trust me, Jenny, she's at her breaking point. 386 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,440 And you don't know what she's capable of. 387 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,040 -Okay? -Okay. 388 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,640 -Hey, Erica. -Hey. 389 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,080 We're gonna grab our gym clothes and get changed. 390 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,200 [SIGHS] 391 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,560 Fiona. 392 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,720 -Yes? -Look, I... 393 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:46,200 I'm sorry if I've been harsh. 394 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,880 I didn't mean anything by it. 395 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,360 It's okay. I'm sorry, too. 396 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,800 Truce? 397 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,720 Truce. 398 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,680 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 399 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,600 This is me, Jenny, proud of you. 400 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,440 Hmm. Okay. 401 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,640 Go, Judith. Go, Judith. Yeah. 402 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,480 MAN: You think you're hot and sweaty? 403 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,080 You should try dancing around in one of these things 404 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,880 for an hour, under the blazing sun. 405 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,760 -Dr Tom? -Yeah, in the flesh... 406 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,960 Sort of. 407 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,680 -Nice threads. -Thanks. 408 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,600 Do you know that some people are actually attracted 409 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,760 to stuffed animals? They're called plushies. 410 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,280 Wow, that sex book has really opened your eyes, hasn't it? 411 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,520 -Eh. -Speaking of opened eyes, 412 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:01,520 is Fiona aware of the fate that befalls her tonight? 413 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,360 Oh, the fate that I have already changed? 414 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,880 Yes, everything is good on that front. It's just... 415 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,440 Everything is... Is so intense when you're 17. 416 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,480 And I just... 417 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,880 I think that Jenny... 418 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,600 She needed somebody 419 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,680 wiser just to cut through all that high-school bullshit. 420 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,080 So, that was it? 421 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,760 That's all it took? 422 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,880 Yeah, I just put it all out there in the open. 423 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,640 -I made it my business. -Wow. 424 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,240 -Give me an E! -What are you doing? 425 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,520 -Give me an R! -BOY: Yeah! 426 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,480 -Stop it. -Give me an ICA! 427 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,400 -What does it spell? -ERICA: Stop it! 428 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:34,560 Stop it! 429 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,720 What are you doing? 430 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,200 I am celebrating you, Erica Strange, 431 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,640 for taking a stand, 432 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,320 for ending high-school bullying single-handedly. 433 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,560 All before the last bell, too. 434 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,880 Your next trip into the past, you should take on World War II. 435 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,280 You're amazing! 436 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,840 Oh, yeah! 437 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,320 Oh, no. 438 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,000 Oh, no. Oh, no. 439 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,360 Oh! No, no... 440 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,160 Oh, no, no, I... Oh, no, no... 441 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,160 Did Fiona just shit herself? 442 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,680 Gee, kinda looks like it. 443 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,800 [ALL LAUGHING] 444 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,960 Oh, no! 445 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,000 How is this even remotely funny? 446 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,600 Oh, come on, Erica. We're just trying to help her lose a few pounds 447 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,480 before the fashion show! 448 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,960 [CHUCKLES] Yes! 449 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,800 Wow. 450 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,840 The look on Fiona's face when she had to call her parents 451 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,480 and tell them what happened, yeah, I really wish 452 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,200 that you were there to see it. 453 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,840 Fiona should be happy. She needs to loosen up. I loosened her up. 454 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:47,640 Jenny, Fiona has gone home completely humiliated. 455 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,800 And actually physically sick, because of you. 456 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,800 Oh, no. You mean, she might not make the fashion show? 457 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,160 What is wrong with you? Why are you enjoying this? 458 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,560 You know what, Erica? If you wanna be best friends with Fiona, 459 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,600 then go be best friends with her, okay? 460 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,240 Maybe you should go home with her. 461 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,720 The two of you could have a little... A little sleepover, 462 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,400 you and Fiona, and Callaghan too! I really don't care. 463 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,640 Oh, so what? Now you hate Mr Callaghan? 464 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,560 Can you go, please? 465 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,480 Or do you... Do you like him? 466 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,320 Huh? 467 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,960 You don't hate Fiona. You're jealous of her 468 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,840 because you have a crush on him, don't you? 469 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:24,040 Erica, I mean it. Go. 470 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,840 He's a teacher. You realise that, right? 471 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,480 You realise that you're going to war over a crush on a teacher? 472 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,200 Would you just shut up? You don't know anything! 473 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,360 [LOCKER SLAMS] 474 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,160 I know that you're acting crazy! 475 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:38,440 [SIGHS] 476 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,640 Thank you. 477 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,600 -Hey, Jude. -Hey, Erica. 478 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 [SIGHS] 479 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,840 I'm gonna go spritz my hair with a little more hairspray. 480 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,360 Jenny, about earlier, I... I don't wanna fight, okay? 481 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,760 Whatever. 482 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,280 Look, it's just... 483 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,720 Your crush on Mr Callaghan? It's not gonna go anywhere. 484 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,360 He's a teacher and you're a student... 485 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,040 I mean, it has nothing to do with Fiona. 486 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,560 I'm not a moron, okay? 487 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,040 And I don't have a crush. 488 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,960 -[ALL GASPING] -Oh! 489 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,720 [WHISTLING] 490 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,880 -BOY: Nice ass, Erica. -Oh, get over it. 491 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:42,200 -Erica, hey. -Hi, Mr C. 492 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,680 -Can we talk a sec, before class? -Sure. 493 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,560 It's about Jenny... 494 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,400 I'm concerned about her. She's been acting... 495 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,080 Kinda crazy? 496 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,680 Seems like something's wrong. 497 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,680 Jenny's very... 498 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,360 Well, she's very emotional, isn't she? 499 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,960 She doesn't normally hide things. 500 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,480 I mean, if that's what you mean. 501 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,640 You and her are close? She tells you everything? 502 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,440 Okay... 503 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,000 She has a crush on someone, on you. 504 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,560 -Really. -Yeah. 505 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,320 -Like, a big irrational schoolgirl crush. -[CHUCKLES] 506 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,480 I guess it's, um... 507 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,600 It's an occupational hazard. 508 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,960 -Being younger, kids relate to me. -[SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 509 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,160 We should get inside, start the day. 510 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,560 But, please, just let me know 511 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,760 if you think I can help with Jenny. 512 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,080 Who needs Hustler when I've got you. Huh? 513 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,760 Oh, Zach, 514 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,720 -you know just what to say to make a girl feel alive. -[LAUGHS] 515 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:47,800 Zach. 516 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,280 Uh, yeah, what's up? [CHUCKLES] 517 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,400 Take a seat, please? 518 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,120 Today we're going to be exploring the acid test. 519 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,640 It's a test that detects acids and bases in common materials. 520 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,920 Now, keep in mind, hydrochloric acid is highly corrosive, 521 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,800 so, get your gloves on before handling any of the solutions. 522 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,080 [DOOR OPENING] 523 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,480 Jenny, thank you for joining us. 524 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:09,640 Oh, gee. Sorry, Mr C. 525 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,040 It's just I was up all night dealing with my 526 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,600 asshole boyfriend who dumped me. 527 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,800 Jenny... 528 00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,080 CALLAGHAN: Back to our lesson. 529 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:22,120 One of the inherent properties of acids and bases 530 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,320 is that they change the colours of certain dyes. 531 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,200 Now, in a moment, I would like you 532 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,400 to pour a small amount of the hydrochloric acid into each flask. 533 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,000 Mr Callaghan said that you should use gloves. 534 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:31,640 And you need to shut up, Fiona. 535 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,600 -Jenny, we haven't started the... -Shit. 536 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,960 Oh, Jenny! 537 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,080 Keep it under there for at least 20 minutes. 538 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,000 Jenny, you need to see the nurse. That's acid! 539 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:46,800 -And you cut yourself. -I'm gonna go take her, okay? 540 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,160 GIRL: What happened? 541 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,280 Jenny, stop. 542 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,240 Jenny, just stop for a second. 543 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,120 There is something going on, isn't there? With you and Callaghan? 544 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,760 No, Erica. 545 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,760 He broke up with me last night, so... 546 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,080 So, no, there's absolutely nothing going on. 547 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,960 You need to go to the principal about this. 548 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,000 Jenny, you have to go to the principal about this. 549 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,560 -Or I will! -And I will just deny it. 550 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,800 Listen. 551 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,880 What he did is wrong. 552 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 It wasn't just him, okay? 553 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,160 I did it, too, so... 554 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,040 So, just stay out of this. It's none of your business. 555 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,840 Jenny. 556 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,360 I thought I picked up all the glass. 557 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,080 Not all of it. 558 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,000 There. 559 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,480 Thank you, Mr C. 560 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,160 [CLEARS THROAT FORCEFULLY] 561 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,120 I just came for my books. 562 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,960 Right. 563 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,080 Yeah. 564 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,520 They're on your desk. 565 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,800 Well... I should get something to eat 566 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920 before the only thing left in the caf are fries. 567 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,600 Did you still want me to come by after school 568 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,120 and help you organise all the chemicals? 569 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,520 Nah. No, that's fine. 570 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:04,920 You let that finger heal. 571 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,760 Thanks again for your help, Fiona. 572 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,520 FIONA: Okay. 573 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,360 So, Fiona, volunteering to... To help? 574 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,400 Volunteering? 575 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,400 No, Mr Callaghan asked me. 576 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,120 Hey, um... 577 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,960 Thanks for sticking up for me yesterday. 578 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,240 Yeah. 579 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,320 Of course. 580 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,680 [SIGHS] 581 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,560 We will have to schedule a meeting with parents. 582 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,480 Mr Dayton... 583 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,120 I need to talk to you. 584 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,040 Hey, Jenny. 585 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,640 I guess Fiona can't get him now. 586 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,440 Fiona, right. 587 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,080 You knew what was going on there. 588 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,120 Of course I knew. 589 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,320 He was inviting her to help after class 590 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,920 and talking to her... 591 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:43,960 He was doing all the same things that he used to do with you? 592 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,840 I really liked him. 593 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:52,560 I know. 594 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,760 Being with him was like... 595 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,800 Having this secret that no one knew. 596 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,400 It made me so happy, and now I... 597 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,080 Now I just feel like an idiot. 598 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,720 Jenny, don't 'cause... 599 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,080 It's not your fault, okay? He just... I mean, he used you. 600 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,760 Right, 'cause clearly he didn't want me 601 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,520 for my amazing personality. 602 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,600 No, Callaghan knew a slut when he saw one. 603 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,680 Hey, Jenny, listen to me. 604 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,880 You are wonderful. 605 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,960 [SOBBING] 606 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,320 And none of this is about you at all. 607 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,680 He is... He is messed up. 608 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,200 Erica, 609 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,440 [STAMMERING] I need to be alone right now, okay? 610 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,040 Okay. 611 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,720 Oh! 612 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,680 Oh, yikes, that's... 613 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,000 [CHUCKLES] That's the wrong washroom. 614 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,080 [INDISTINCT CHATTERING] 615 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,400 Mimosa? 616 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,440 No, thank you. 617 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,200 I had no idea about Jenny. 618 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,920 Yeah. Kind of explains a few things, though. 619 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,720 ERICA: [SIGHS] It certainly does. 620 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,720 Mr Callaghan, he was... 621 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,480 Just the first of many Mr Callaghan's in her life. 622 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,360 "There is no shame in not knowing. 623 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,040 "The shame lies in not finding out." 624 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,680 Russian proverb. 625 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:33,200 Of course, Julianne's situation is totally different. 626 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,600 Like you said, it has nothing to do with a secret 627 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,200 that just needs to be told. 628 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,720 I get it, Dr Tom. 629 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,240 And she's not gonna like hearing it, 630 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,160 and I am certainly not gonna like telling it, but... 631 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,080 I have to. 632 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,320 Do you? 633 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,920 I do. Because if I don't say anything, then it's... 634 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,560 It's like I'm betraying Julianne and I'm... 635 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,400 I'm a part of the problem. 636 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,960 What? 637 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,960 -Just open it. -What is it? 638 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,760 It's the key to my apartment. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 639 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,240 -Oh! -Yeah. 640 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,840 I'm so happy you're happy, because I didn't know. 641 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,000 And... I was just... Okay, um... 642 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,680 Happy birthday. 643 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,400 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 644 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,480 Oh. Knock-knock, who's there? 645 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,400 I'm sorry, Julianne, but, um... 646 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,840 There's something that I need to tell you. 647 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,880 -Are you all right? -No. 648 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,080 Erica, what's wrong? 649 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,560 [SIGHS] Okay. 650 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,200 You're not gonna like hearing this, 651 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,360 and there's really no easy way of saying it. 652 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,920 Okay, Erica, this production is overkill. 653 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,040 Whatever it is, I'm sure I can handle it. So, just say it already. 654 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,680 Friedken is cheating on you. 655 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,040 What? 656 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,960 With Meeri. [STAMMERING] I caught them doing 657 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:20,280 just something that they shouldn't have been doing, and, um, I... 658 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,160 Thank you, Erica. 659 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,720 I'm sorry, Julianne, because I know... 660 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,800 I said thank you. You can leave. 661 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,280 Okay. 662 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,200 -Julianne. -Brent. 663 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,880 -Are you all right? -Never better. 664 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,280 I'm sorry about Friedken. 665 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,040 The man's a dog. You can do so much better. 666 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,400 I know you thought he was the one, but... 667 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,080 Hang on just a second. 668 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,000 You knew? 669 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,800 You knew about him and Meeri, and you didn't tell me? 670 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,120 [SOBBING] 671 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,760 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 672 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,960 -Hey. -Hey, Erica. 673 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,800 I'm so sorry. If you have to work, just, um... 674 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,320 No, I don't. 675 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,960 I, um, I don't have to work. I... 676 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,360 How awful does my mascara look? 677 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,920 [SIGHS] Uh... 678 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,200 It's pretty good, considering. 679 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:40,920 Really? It doesn't look like I've been bawling my eyes out? 680 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,720 Oh, great. Great. 681 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,400 Like today wasn't humiliating enough. 682 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,960 Look, you have nothing to feel humiliated about. 683 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,720 Um... Mmm... 684 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,400 The book cover photos, 685 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,840 the mimosas, 686 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,160 Meeri wheeling out a frickin' cake, 687 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,840 the key ring, 688 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,800 and now this, these. 689 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,880 You are the victim here. 690 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,440 Wrong word choice. 691 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:06,840 You know what I mean. 692 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,760 Yeah, I do. 693 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,640 Thank you for telling me. 694 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,600 [SIGHS] Yeah. 695 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:22,040 Okay. 696 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,000 -Actually, Julianne, just a little... -Yeah? 697 00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,680 Right here. 698 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,920 That's good. Okay. You look great. 699 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,680 -You look great. -Thanks. 700 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,800 [SIGHS] 701 00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,280 [INAUDIBLE] 702 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:43,720 This is bad. 703 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,120 Really bad. 704 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,040 -Thank you! -Meeri, I'm sorry. 705 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,240 I begged you, Erica, to mind your own business. 706 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,680 That's all. 707 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,680 This job was my way in. 708 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,600 Well, then... 709 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,080 You shouldn't have jeopardised it the way that you did. 710 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,880 God forbid someone should come up behind you and steal your thunder, right? 711 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:12,040 Good luck, Erica. 712 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,480 You are well on your way to becoming the next Julianne. 713 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,600 [SIGHS] 714 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,240 [BEEPING] 715 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,440 Erica, I need to see you and Brent in my office. Stat. 716 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:33,040 First off, I'm sure you know, 717 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:37,000 Meeri is no longer an employee here at River Rock Publishing. 718 00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:38,840 Sometimes people just aren't who you thought they were. 719 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,120 Some live up to your expectations, 720 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,920 and others just disappoint you. 721 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,400 Even when you've had their back for years. 722 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,920 -Julianne... -It takes events like today to realise 723 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,840 who your friends really are. 724 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,160 I will be looking for a new assistant. 725 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,200 But in the meantime, Brent, 726 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,360 a latte, easy on the foam. 727 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,760 Mind if I borrow this? 728 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,880 By all means. 729 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,440 Hi, Ethan, it's me again. 730 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,120 Listen, I just... I really need to talk to you. 731 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,880 But I guess you're working late, so give me a shout. 732 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,600 Um... Can I get a latte, please? 733 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,200 Hey, there's a Starbucks down the street. 734 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,560 They make lattes, too, you know. 735 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,960 Can we please just get past this? 736 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,360 KAI: Hey. 737 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,240 Why are you here? I'm ordering a coffee. 738 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,400 Bullshit. 739 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:55,760 -Kai. -What do you want from me? 740 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,520 Nothing. 741 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,800 Hey, what? Just say it. 742 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,440 Stop with all the dumb games and tell me. 743 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,840 What's the big secret? 744 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,200 My therapist, Dr Tom, 745 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,960 he gave me a do-over, a day where nothing stuck. 746 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:16,920 And during that day, you and I, we hung out. 747 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,640 I have no idea what you're talking about. 748 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,720 That's because you don't remember, and I do, and... 749 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,680 And we kissed. 750 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,320 Or, you kissed me. 751 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,760 Anyway, that's why I have been acting so weird. 752 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,480 I kissed you. 753 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,720 You said you wanted to know what it would be like. 754 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,960 So, what do you want me to do? 755 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:41,960 Apologise for something I don't even remember? 756 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,600 No, I... I'm just confused because it's not just that you kissed me. 757 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,280 It's that... 758 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,200 This secret that we have, this weird thing that we share... 759 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,800 It's dangerous. You're the only person I can talk to 760 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,000 about this huge part of my life. 761 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,800 And I really need that. 762 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,480 But at the same time, it cannot come between Ethan and I. 763 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,720 Just pretend it never happened, okay? 764 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,640 Okay. [SIGHS] 765 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,440 -Bad day? -[CHUCKLES] 766 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,520 Well, I had a session. 767 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,960 Went back to high school. Crazy times. 768 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,400 I'll bet. So, what happened? 769 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,000 My friend Jenny, she was organising this fashion show. 770 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,440 And there was this really uptight girl in our class... 771 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,120 FRANK: When I promoted you to editorial director of nonfiction, 772 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,320 it was because I believed... 773 00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:43,680 You had the chops. 774 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,000 But it's becoming increasingly evident 775 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:46,640 that you're running a gong show. 776 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,160 -Frank, let me explain... -I was prepared to turn a blind eye, 777 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,120 but your indiscretions have become an embarrassment to the company. 778 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,080 I'll be out of town for two weeks. 779 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,320 This situation had better be cleared up by the time I get back. 780 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,320 Frank, I... I apologise 781 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,120 for any embarrassment that I have created. 782 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,120 And let me assure you, 783 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,320 this will be dealt with immediately. 784 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,640 That's the thing. Time doesn't exist. 785 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,200 It's not quantifiable. 786 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,640 So, if I'm looking forward to tomorrow, 787 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,040 I'm really just doing it all today, 788 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,920 but a today that's yet to come. 789 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,320 Do you... Do you understand what I'm... Getting at? 790 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,840 Friedken? 791 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:36,920 Yes, my muse? 792 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,720 I'm not sure anyone understands 793 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,600 what you're talking about. 794 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,880 Clearly, working from River Rock is just clouding your judgment. 795 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,120 So, maybe it's time you... 796 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,320 Started working from somewhere that just isn't here. 797 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,320 [SCOFFS] 798 00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,920 But, Jules, 799 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,040 I love working here. 800 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,400 Yes, clearly, you love it a little too much. 801 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,520 Oh, and I'm gonna need the key back, too. 802 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,280 Oh, gee, you know, I forgot I even had that. 803 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:25,560 Glad you reminded me. 804 00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:30,440 And, finally, 805 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:32,680 just to take some of the "mystery" out of tomorrow for you... 806 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,000 I'll be expecting chapters one through six on my desk by the morning. 807 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,560 ERICA: When a secret lurks just around the corner, 808 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,800 sometimes you have to ask yourself, 809 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,520 do you really want to know? 810 00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,320 [ELECTRONIC BEEPING] 811 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,040 Hey! Surprise! 812 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,360 What is this? 813 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,400 It's our first mutual housewarming gift... 814 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,280 A killer 42-inch LCD TV and a PlayStation 3. 815 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,960 Thank you, summer school. 816 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,120 So this is your big secret this morning? 817 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,280 -[LAUGHS] -I get to kick your ass in hi-def? 818 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,240 Mmm... 819 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,360 So, what took you so long, anyway? 820 00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,640 Julianne keep you late again? 821 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,160 ERICA: To reveal or not to reveal? 822 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,520 It's the hardest question. 823 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,200 Yeah, we just had some notes to go over. Mmm-hmm. 824 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,280 All right, are you ready? 825 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,560 ERICA: Because our secrets are the invisible burden we carry, 826 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,360 some are worth keeping, 827 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,520 while others just need to be told. 828 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,720 And the trick is knowing the difference.